Jokes
These are rather funny:
Engineering Skills & Knowledge
Engineering Skills & Knowledge
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
- Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
- Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
- Instrument Engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
- Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby's sex is wrong.
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Structural Engineer is still figuring out how to produce a baby.
- Procurement buys condoms by mistake.
- Planning Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
- Doc Control Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
- Piping Designers (pipers) don't care...they just want to screw anything what does not escape onto a tree !!!